You want to know how much I love zombies? I love zombies more than fat kids love cake. I love zombies more than zombies love brains. That's how much I love zombies.
Drawing in paint on a laptop isn't as easy as you think it is so shut up.
Anyway. You know what else I love? Bacon.
I think that if I could eat bacon alllll day, I would. That would get really pricey though. Have you noticed how much bacon is? Why is delicious pig side so damned expensive? TELL ME!
